Legal Document.

'A HAT LAY ON THE DUSTY MAT'.
This is not acceptable, too much risk of asthma.

'INSIDE THE HAT, THERE SAT A CAT'.

No,no. You cannot have a cat sat inside a hat, think of the allergy ramifications!

'THE MAT WAS GREY'.

Safe, neutral colour.

'THE HAT WAS GREY'.

Camouflage, I like this!

'THE CAT WAS HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT.'

Now, you're running a fine line,threatening behaviour!

'WHO GIVES A DAMN WHERE THE MAT CAT SAT?'

The jury's out........