Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Dungeon Cat

You find yourself in a large chamber dimly lit by flickering torches.
Passages lead off to the north and east.
A spiral staircase leads up into darkness.

Look.

Looking around, you see:
* A large, glittering emerald.
* A short, bronze sword inscribed with mysterious runes.
* A wooden box.
* A collection of small, coloured polyhedrons.
* A sheet of parchment.

You hear a meowing sound coming from the box.

Get box.

You pick up the wooden box. It shifts in your hands.

Open box.

You open the wooden box.
Inside the box, you see:
* A small, glowing lump of metal.
* A geiger counter.
* A vial marked "Poison".
* A small, black cat.

The cat leaps from the box and disappears up the spiral staircase.

Get parchment.

You pick up the sheet of parchment. It bears an inscription.

Read parchment.

R.I.P. Gary Gygax, co-creator of D&D.

81 comments:

Richard Wintle said...

Hee hee. Nicely done, and timely.

I must go and play NetHack now...

/geek

Mr Farty said...

Ricardipus - *bows*

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very mysterious,
having cats, I know the feeling of never knowing what is about to happen.
She laughs and cackles followed by the sextuplet meowrrrrrrs!
Good- night
Sueak! The door closes.

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MW - Thanks. If you'd like to post a page/chapter/whatever, let me know and I'll sign you up as an author, eh?

Toot toot!

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