Saturday, 2 January 2010

Auld Lang's Whine

"It's been a feckin' year since anyone's paid us any mind," said Jimmy.

And the Mrs. had to admit, it was the feckin' truth.

"Shite, then. Sure an' how about a bit o' Fellatio to stave off the boredom," said Jimmy.

"What? At this time o' the night?" howled the Mrs..

"I'm not singin' feckin' opera at this hour, ya feckless twat!"

5 comments:

Manfredi said...
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オテモヤン said...
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WrathofDawn said...

Oh, poo. I've attracted pervs, haven't I?

*sigh*

Mr Farty said...

The dorty porvs.

Richard Wintle said...

Well, if you *will* use the words "opera" and "feckless", what do you expect?