Zombie cat has been mulling things over ever since Daisy sewed his head on backwards and the birds kept teasing and pecking at him. Eventually he came up with a cunning, Baldrick style plan! He bent over and stuck his head between his legs so he could see the birds taking the piss.
However, he didn't count on the next door neighbours queer Rottweiler being loose. The scream could be heard from miles around!!
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Zombie cat? How come I have only discovered this?! For inspiration, you could base yourself on the real life feline conundrums of one Buddy Batcat, aka our cat. Life constipates him. Expand.
Hannah, join in. Post your own on-going story.
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